Tuesday, February 23, 2021

BARBER'S STORY


πŸ˜…  While cutting hair, the Barber asked the Minister :-

*"Sir, What is this Swiss Bank issue?”*

Minister shouted, 
*“Are you cutting my hair or conducting an inquiry?”*

Barber said: 
*Sorry Sir, I just asked.*

Next day, while cutting the hair, he asked the Top Minister:

*“Sir, what is this Black money issue?’’*

Minister shouted, *‘’Why did you ask me this question?’’*

Barber said: 
*‘’Sorry Sir, I just simply asked you’’*

Next day, CBI interrogated the Barber, 

CBI Officer - 
*‘’Are you an agent of Pakistan?’’*

Barber: *No Sir.*

CBI: *Are you an agent of the opposition party?*

Barber: *No Sir.*

CBI: *Are you anti National?*

Barber:  *For God's sake, No Sir. I am an innocent and simple Barbar.*
                                             
CBI  : *Then, while cutting the hair, why did you ask these VIP's about Swiss Bank & Black money issues?*

Barber:
*Sir, I do not know why, but when I ask about Swiss Bank or Black money, their hairs stand up straight; & that helps me to cut hair easily. That’s why I keep asking.* πŸ˜€πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Saturday, February 20, 2021

SHORT STORY OF THE DAY : THE NAVAL TREATY - SHERLOCK HOLMES


SHERLOCK HOLMES

S01E03

THE NAVAL TREATY

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•Apr 10, 2020

Martin Aranda

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Las aventuras de Sherlock Holmes protagonizada por Jeremy Brett y producida por Granada Television entre 1984 y 1994.

 

 

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Friday, February 19, 2021

THE DONKEY & THE DEVIL

A donkey was tied to a tree. One night a ghost cut the rope and released the donkey

The donkey went and destroyed the crops in a farmer's land. Infuriated, the farmer's wife shot the donkey and killed it 😑

The donkey's owner πŸ₯Έ was devastated at the loss. In reply, he shot dead the farmer's wife

Angered by his wife's death, the farmer took a sickle πŸ—‘ and killed the donkey's owner.


The wife of the donkey's owner got so angry that she and her sons set the farmer's house on fire πŸ”₯ 

The farmer, looking at his house turned into ashes, went ahead and killed both the wife and children of that donkey's ownerπŸ₯Έ

Finally, when the farmer was full of regret, he asked the ghost as to why did it kill them all?

The ghost replied, 

_"I killed nobody. I just released a donkey that was tied to a rope. It is all of you who released the devil within you which resulted into everything bad that happened."_

Today the media has become like the ghost. It keeps releasing donkeys on a daily basis. And people react and argue with each other, hurt each other, without even having a second thought.

In the end, the media dodges all responsibilities. 

So, it's our responsibility not to react on every donkey🐴 released by media and preserve our relationship with our friends and relatives…
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