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While cutting hair, the Barber asked the Minister :-
*"Sir, What is this Swiss Bank issue?”*
Minister shouted,
*“Are you cutting my hair or conducting an inquiry?”*
Barber said:
*Sorry Sir, I just asked.*
Next day, while cutting the hair, he asked the Top Minister:
*“Sir, what is this Black money issue?’’*
Minister shouted, *‘’Why did you ask me this question?’’*
Barber said:
*‘’Sorry Sir, I just simply asked you’’*
Next day, CBI interrogated the Barber,
CBI Officer -
*‘’Are you an agent of Pakistan?’’*
Barber: *No Sir.*
CBI: *Are you an agent of the opposition party?*
Barber: *No Sir.*
CBI: *Are you anti National?*
Barber: *For God's sake, No Sir. I am an innocent and simple Barbar.*
CBI : *Then, while cutting the hair, why did you ask these VIP's about Swiss Bank & Black money issues?*
Barber:
*Sir, I do not know why, but when I ask about Swiss Bank or Black money, their hairs stand up straight; & that helps me to cut hair easily. That’s why I keep asking.* πππ€£